Is it weird that I just got back from vacation, and the thrill of XS 5.9 UITest updates rivals that of being shot down this thing 8^}
Edit:
http://developer.xamarin.com/releases/studio/xamarin.studio_5.9/xamarin.studio_5.9/#Test_Cloud
http://developer.xamarin.com/guides/testcloud/uitest/intro-to-uitest/
http://developer.xamarin.com/samples/xamarin-forms/UsingUITest/